You know the programming language that was used to just make annoying stuff in Netscape Navigator 4.7?
It’s popular now (if you haven’t noticed), and we really love it.
You should be interested in being a full-stack programmer, rather than being a niche-hipster who refuses to work on anything except the framework you’ve probably never heard of. It’s ok if you’re not there yet, but you should have a strong experience in either frontend or backend development, and a burning passion to master the other as well.
Also, you should like bad jokes. Must like dogs.
Interested? Send your resume and cover letter to email@example.com. Use the job title as the message subject.
And remember kids:
— Hipster Hacker (@hipsterhacker) May 18, 2011